Do You Have Anything To Declare, Ma'am?
International airtravel is expensive, especially as your family grows! Tickets cost an arm and a leg. We have the solution. Cost: a few toes and fingers. See accompanying instructional diagram.

Sigh. Wife and child flown back to the Old Country, Ameriky.
So now that Belle's away from her post, will you fill in and offer us secrets of bachelor survival cuisine in Singapore? Do they sell peanut butter over there?
Posted by: Mitch Mills | November 22, 2003 at 05:03 AM
Family history says that my grandfather was carried out of Romania and to the US in a suitcase. I'm inclined to think we've lost some parts of the story, but the gist has always been that his parents were trying to save money so as to stay one step ahead.
Posted by: Martial | November 25, 2003 at 04:27 AM