1. I have a new campaign slogan idea:
Bush/Cheney 04: We Call Do Overs
2. Gary Farber is the hardest working man in
show blog business. He's like a young Gene Hackman blogging with his hair on fire, or something.
3. Finally, I have mastitis. I had it before, when Zoë was about 6 months old. I forgot that it sucked this much. Owowowowow. For some reason, saying this reminds me of an imaginary ad campaign a friend of mine and I thought up for Chateau d'Yquem. There'd be this fancy dinner party with people in evening dress murmuring to one another over the snowy tablecloth and gleaming silver, and inoffensive strings in the background, and a woman would lean to her distinguished, grey-haired neighbor and whisper "I've got botrytis." He would look shocked for a second, then smile in recognition, and then say "I've got botrytis." At the end everyone at the whole long table would stand up, glasses held aloft and say: "we've all got botrytis!" And when they stood up you would see that they were all wearing butless chaps. This my friends, is why I don't work on Madison avenue.