This post is entirely ironic and has no particular function but to buttress a CT post, Q.V.:
I points the fingerbone of scorn at those inhumanly cruel Republicans who drink puppy blood for breakfast. When I consider the sharp, tiny milk-teeth of those puppies, protruding from gums now white with blood loss, I am filled with a righteous and long-abiding anger. In fact, the mere thought of a pure-bred English Bulldog puppy, its throat slit with a dull buck knife, its precious life-blood draining into a glass pitcher soon to be enlivened with worchestershire sauce and Tabasco--the lot soon to be poured into a glass garnished with a pale green stalk of celery from the inner part of the bunch, in the manner of some third-season Dr. Who--well, my gorge rises. Just saying, is all.
Also, I am totally kidding.
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Puppy blood isn't kosher????
Also, it coagulates too fast. You have to temper it with some tomato juice first. Actually, skipping the blood is pretty tasty too.
Posted by: Carlos | August 13, 2005 at 11:37 PM
Turns out to be French citizens who use live puppies for bait.
Check out
http://tinyurl.com/acdym
and
http://tinyurl.com/bnkdn
Posted by: Mike Del Sol | August 28, 2005 at 08:07 AM