I think maybe Cuticle Bomb and (now that I recollect properly) Mint Condition could team up with another lame super-heroine: Black Licorwitch! She can make things taste like black licorice! But, not good black licorice, which I like, such as jelly beans, and even those long bars at the hippie co-op with the panda bears on the label. No, she can make things taste like those weird Dutch black licorice gumdrops which are a) hard, like you're eating an old pencil eraser b) really licorice-y (ordinarily not such a liability, but just wait for..) c) SALTY AS A M^%&^%&*CKER!!!! Now that I think about it, though, if she also had the power to give people the hangover they would have if, the night before, they had drunk an entire bottle of ouzo, then she might be a formidible opponent indeed. Ooh, or what if she could turn any substance cloudy by adding water to it, and then disappear in a jet of liquorish ink! Quick, to the Pernomobile!
UPDATE: Damn, I now see Doc Slack's comment in the thread below to the effect that someone already did the licorice thing. Sort of. What are the odds?!