The main funny of this Onion article is fully encapsulated in the title: Study Finds Link Between Red Wine, Letting Mother Know What You Really Think. Until you get to the real payoff, the closer: "The Northwestern team is currently in the process of securing funding to determine what ingredient in bourbon enables one to finally wrestle one's stepfather to the ground."
Well, I have wondered about the different effects of different kinds of alcohol. Beer often makes people kissy while tequila seems to make them mean.
Posted by: ozma | December 06, 2008 at 06:57 PM