You know what's weird? There's this one dude who makes it in early to every comment thread on the entire NYT site to post a topical limerick. I mean...what? Now of course searching around I don't see one immediately. OK, here we go. Not like I'm one to complain about "dorking around on the interwebs." Actually, I do lots of "realshop" now, as we call it in our family. Realshop is the opposite of Photoshop; you manipulate actual objects to achieve some desired effect. You can see many of them here.
EDIT: the canonical phrase is, of course, "dorking around on the loserwebs." Sorry, everyone.