Mixed Metaphor alert at the WSJ:
This explains a lot. There's no reason the expect a giant pulsing mass of plasma that's playing hot potato to behave predictably. Seriously, though, where are we headed with this, Dow 3600? I was always the bearish one, and now it's already gotten worse than I thought, and there's no reason to expect a quick turnaround. So I've revised my bearishness: bottom at 5800.
UPDATE 30 SECONDS LATER: That was depressing. Why don't you go watch the trailer for Isaac Hayes' thriller Truck Turner. See? All better now.